Whizzinator or Monkey Dong type devices compared to The Urinator

In the world of urine tests, various devices and kits are marketed towards different user needs, notably the Whizzinator type devices (Monkey Dong) versus The Urinator.

This article aims to explore these products in-depth, focusing particularly on their suitability for specific scenarios like employment testing versus probation monitoring.

Understanding Whizzinator Type Devices

Whizzinator or Monkey Dong-type devices are synthetic urine dispensers that include a prosthetic penis attachment and usually some type of belt or jock strap for attachment and are commonly utilized by individuals who are subjected to supervised urine tests. These devices are often equipped with organic hand warmers to attempt to maintain the urine sample at body temperature. However, the reliability of these hand warmers is a significant concern, as they can provide inconsistent heat, which may not adequately mimic the natural body temperature of human urine. So using these types of devices in an employment situation is not very reliable. Especially considering that when you take an employment urine screen, you are not watched.

Probation or parole testing situations

Primarily, Monkey Dong type devices cater to individuals on probation, or parole, or those ordered by a court to submit to urine testing under direct observation. Since probation and parole officers conducting these tests are typically not trained extensively in urine testing procedures, they may not even check the temperature of the urine. Normally if someone actually sees the urine leaving your body then then checking the temperature is a secondary concern. The only advise we can offer in these situations is BEWARE. You don’t want to end up in more trouble than you started in. Do your homework and google some whizzinator reviews online before you put your job or freedom in jeopardy.

The Superiority of The Urinator for Employment Testing

The Urinator is significantly different from any Monkey Dong or Whizzinator-type devices, The Urinator is designed specifically for employment-related urine testing, where the testing requirements are controlled by trained technicians, and the scrutiny is higher. There are many positive Urinator reviews online praising its reliability. Here’s how The Urinator stands out:

Temperature Stability and Accuracy

One of the key advantages of The Urinator, and its upgraded version, The Urinator BT Bluetooth model, is their ability to maintain a urine sample’s temperature at a consistent 98 degrees Fahrenheit. This is crucial because laboratories conducting employment urine tests are very strict about the sample temperature to make sure it’s real. The electronic heating system used by The Urinator provides a stable and reliable heat source, unlike the organic hand warmers used in other devices, which can fluctuate and fail to maintain the necessary heat levels.

Reusability and Cost-Effectiveness

Another major benefit of The Urinator is its reusability. The device can be used hundreds of times, which provides excellent value for money compared to one-time-use kits or those that require frequent replacement of components like heating elements. This reusability also makes it an environmentally friendlier option for users who require frequent testing.

Professional and Discreet

The Urinator is designed to be discreet and reliable. Unlike devices with prosthetic attachments, The Urinator does not mimic the act of urination but focuses solely on ensuring the sample is at the correct temperature when delivering your sample for testing.

This makes it less conspicuous and more suitable for users who value privacy and discretion in employment contexts.

Training and Protocol in Urine Testing

The training of the people giving the urine tests varies widely between probation settings and professional laboratory environments. Probation officers may lack the detailed training that laboratory technicians receive, focusing more on the act of urination rather than the specifics of the sample such as temperature.

Temperature Checks

Much different from laboratory staff who are well-trained and have checklists to guide them. The temperature must be correct or you will fail. The Urinator offers a superior solution that is far more reliable than our competitors. In these situations, we understand that peace of mind is imperative.

Conclusion

For those taking employment urinalysis tests, the sample’s temperature can make the difference between passing and failing the test. The Urinator offers a superior solution and it has the history to back it up. The original Urinator Classic has been on the market since 1998 and has been the most reliable device on the market since its inception.

Its precise temperature control makes it the gold standard for professionals who absolutely have to pass every time. Then when you add its reusability, it makes it an indispensable tool for protecting your private predisposed medical information.

By choosing The Urinator, users are equipped with a reliable, professional, and efficient means of managing their urine tests, assuring the user they will pass every time they take a urine test. Whizzinator or Monkey Dong -type devices, while suitable for certain scenarios under less stringent testing conditions, do not offer the same level of reliability or economic efficiency as The Urinator for employment-related testing.